Lizzo whips her sword out and delivers a nice slice of simile action in her 2013 track Be Still
Talib Kweli meets Al Green and Kanye West in this month’s simile-analysing odyssey.
Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth let us explore their big basement in this classic posse cut.
Digable Planets exploit the law of the one-sided simile to get a potentially controversial top five spot.
Guru and Krumb Snatcha get all het up about fake MCs in this classic Gang Starr track.
13 similes and only half of them make sense? Must be Del the Funky Homosapien. This sounds like a job for the Simile Police.
The Furious Five, probably the biggest misnomer in hip-hop, take us on a simile-laden journey via exploding killer sharks and a greased up bodybuilder.
Handsome Boy Modeling School take centre stage as we introduce a new law set to revolutionise the taxonomy of hip-hop similes.