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Suggest a track

If you’d like to get involved, I’d love to hear from you. Fill in this form to tell me about your favourite simile-heavy hip-hop track. Or just send me some abuse. Up to you.

If you want to tell me about lots of tracks, you’re welcome to, but are probably better off emailing me (

Give me a name if you want, I'll credit you.
If you want to, enter your email address.
Enter the title of your favourite simile-laden hip-hop track
Enter the artist or group who performed the track
If you can, paste in a URL where I can listen to the tune. Saves me the effort.
Tell me why you like this track, or why you think it deserves to enter the hip-hop simile hall of fame.

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