A corking collection of sporting similes sees Pharoahe Monch’s Official go straight to the top of the simile league table.
Put down that mouse burger, it’s time to look at the similes in The Four Owls’ 2015 track Rice Torture.
Ugly Duckling take centre stage and show us why they are the beautiful swan of the hip-hop simile world.
Swet Shop Boys take us on a whirlwind tour of birdlife in this lovely little track.
Lock up your daughters: Kool G Rap’s in town and he’s about to unleash some pretty obscene similes.
Serial-killing gynaecologist Dr. Octagon is on the road and driving recklessly. Another good reason to stay at home.
Do you know what ‘protagging’ and ‘copacetic’ mean? I’m not sure EPDM do, but they both feature in this simile-laden track that’s two minutes too…
Want to find out which historical character ruined a hedge while drunk in a wheelbarrow? Then don your tuxedo, prime your toxic masculinity and read…
13 similes and only half of them make sense? Must be Del the Funky Homosapien. This sounds like a job for the Simile Police.
I risk the ire of the farmer-butcher mafia by putting Bahamadia’s 1996 track Three Tha Hard Way under my simile microscope.