
The most comprehensive list of hip-hop similes on the internet*
- Tracks ‘analysed’: 26
- Similes catalogued: 412
- Latest track: Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like That) by Digable Planets
- Similiest track (similes per minute): Official by Pharoahe Monch
- Similiest track (words per simile): It Ain’t Hard To Tell by Nas
- Similiest track (total similes): Three Tha Hard Way by Bahamadia feat. K-Swift and Mecca Starr
*eventually
The tracks
Track | Artist | Similes | Words per simile | Similes per minute |
---|---|---|---|---|
Official | Pharoahe Monch | 25 | 25.04 | 6.61 |
White Silk | Action Bronson | 19 | 29.32 | 6.55 |
Three Tha Hard Way | Bahamadia feat. K-Swift and Mecca Starr | 26 | 24.35 | 6.22 |
Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like That) | Digable Planets | 25 | 23.44 | 5.75 |
It Ain't Nuttin' | Herbaliser feat. MF DOOM | 14 | 24.21 | 5.03 |
Just a Test | Beastie Boys | 11 | 25.18 | 4.96 |
It Ain't Hard To Tell | Nas | 15 | 22.53 | 4.52 |
Bang for the Buck | Ugly Duckling | 14 | 39.79 | 4.40 |
Protect Ya Neck | Wu-Tang Clan | 21 | 42.33 | 4.33 |
Rice Torture | The Four Owls | 17 | 33.06 | 4.30 |
Pump Me Up | Melle Mel and the Furious Five | 13 | 44.92 | 4.22 |
Rhyming is Forever | Blak Twang | 18 | 33.67 | 3.96 |
How Many Mics | Fugees | 17 | 44.71 | 3.81 |
Know How | MC Young | 15 | 40.87 | 3.73 |
Make 'Em Pay | Gang Starr feat. Krum Snatcha | 16 | 43.31 | 3.69 |
Talk Like Sex | Kool G Rap & DJ Polo | 18 | 42.67 | 3.50 |
You're a Customer | EPMD | 18 | 47.80 | 3.35 |
Style Police | Del The Funky Homosapien | 13 | 35.46 | 3.33 |
Bluffin' | Quasimoto | 9 | 34.22 | 3.23 |
3 Feet High | DJ Format feat. Abdominal and D-Sisive | 14 | 53.71 | 3.18 |
The Process | Jazz Liberatorz feat. Apani B Fly | 13 | 43.15 | 3.10 |
Once Again (Here to Kick One for You) | Handsome Boy Modeling School feat. Grand Puba and Sadat X | 12 | 46.75 | 3.05 |
I'm Singin' | Biz Markie | 14 | 56.57 | 2.69 |
Birding | Swet Shop Boys | 13 | 50.75 | 2.62 |
Polka Dots | Dr. Octagon | 12 | 42.58 | 2.62 |
Join the Dots | Roots Manuva feat. Chali 2na | 10 | 65.00 | 2.52 |