We return after a year off to a pretty bog-standard track with only 10 similes. Don’t say I never treat you well.
Some disturbing, some gross and some strangely normal similes in this disquieting DJ Shadow and Danny Brown number.
Who sells sea shells on the sea shore? It’s Run-DMC, picking a peck of pickled similes in 80s classic Peter Piper.
Guru and Krumb Snatcha get all het up about fake MCs in this classic Gang Starr track.
Put down that mouse burger, it’s time to look at the similes in The Four Owls’ 2015 track Rice Torture.
Want to find out which historical character ruined a hedge while drunk in a wheelbarrow? Then don your tuxedo, prime your toxic masculinity and read…
The Furious Five, probably the biggest misnomer in hip-hop, take us on a simile-laden journey via exploding killer sharks and a greased up bodybuilder.
Bones are really hard. Discover this, and other underwhelming facts, as we dive into Young MC’s 1989 hit Know How to hunt for the juiciest…