Swet Shop Boys take us on a whirlwind tour of birdlife in this lovely little track.
Serial-killing gynaecologist Dr. Octagon is on the road and driving recklessly. Another good reason to stay at home.
Do you know what ‘protagging’ and ‘copacetic’ mean? I’m not sure EPDM do, but they both feature in this simile-laden track that’s two minutes too…
Want to find out which historical character ruined a hedge while drunk in a wheelbarrow? Then don your tuxedo, prime your toxic masculinity and read…
13 similes and only half of them make sense? Must be Del the Funky Homosapien. This sounds like a job for the Simile Police.
The Furious Five, probably the biggest misnomer in hip-hop, take us on a simile-laden journey via exploding killer sharks and a greased up bodybuilder.
Things get a little heavy (literally) as we look at the similes in porky NY rapper Action Bronson’s White Silk.
Seven tracks in, and we’ve already hit 100 similes. Find out the three differences between fudge and caramel as we look at the Beastie Boys’…