Das EFX’s excellent simile use is slightly marred by their love of irritating nonsense words in our latest trip down simile lane.
It’s time to see how the West Midlands’ diss track whizz kid likes to throw down similes.
Lizzo whips her sword out and delivers a nice slice of simile action in her 2013 track Be Still
Trevor, Barry and Shamele are here to throw some disappointingly average similes at you in this archetype of hip-hop simile.
A corking collection of sporting similes sees Pharoahe Monch’s Official go straight to the top of the simile league table.
Want to find out which historical character ruined a hedge while drunk in a wheelbarrow? Then don your tuxedo, prime your toxic masculinity and read…
13 similes and only half of them make sense? Must be Del the Funky Homosapien. This sounds like a job for the Simile Police.
I risk the ire of the farmer-butcher mafia by putting Bahamadia’s 1996 track Three Tha Hard Way under my simile microscope.
Nas is like…well, all sorts of things. Find out what as we look at his 1994 classic It Ain’t Hard To Tell.
Things get a little heavy (literally) as we look at the similes in porky NY rapper Action Bronson’s White Silk.