A corking collection of sporting similes sees Pharoahe Monch’s Official go straight to the top of the simile league table.
Serial-killing gynaecologist Dr. Octagon is on the road and driving recklessly. Another good reason to stay at home.
Things get a little heavy (literally) as we look at the similes in porky NY rapper Action Bronson’s White Silk.
It had to start here really. Wu-Tang’s debut single kicks off with a solid simile and never stops throwing them at you.