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Their lips look like crispy bacon

Rayner — Tue, 30 Aug 2022 12:05:17 +0000

It's time to see how the West Midlands’ diss track whizz kid likes to throw down similes.

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Burning them like charcoal

Rayner — Wed, 19 Feb 2020 15:15:13 +0000

Want to find out which historical character ruined a hedge while drunk in a wheelbarrow? Then don your tuxedo, prime your toxic masculinity and read this.

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Mysteries blistering like the gold on Mr. T

Rayner — Fri, 24 Jan 2020 14:10:35 +0000

13 similes and only half of them make sense? Must be Del the Funky Homosapien. This sounds like a job for the Simile Police.

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MCs be hooked like addicts

Rayner — Tue, 31 Dec 2019 14:37:34 +0000

I risk the ire of the farmer-butcher mafia by putting Bahamadia's 1996 track Three Tha Hard Way under my simile microscope.

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Flippin’ the intricate like Asian origami

Rayner — Sat, 13 Jul 2019 08:21:22 +0000

A track that features a simile so long you need to listen to it twice to fully appreciate it (unless you're a Luther Vandross fan, in which case you won't appreciate it).

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