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		<title>If I lie my nose will grow like a little wooden boy named Pinocchio</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Who sells sea shells on the sea shore? It's Run-DMC, picking a peck of pickled similes in 80s classic Peter Piper.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://ihhsdb.com/if-i-lie-my-nose-will-grow-like-a-little-wooden-boy-named-pinocchio/">If I lie my nose will grow like a little wooden boy named Pinocchio</a> appeared first on <a href="https://ihhsdb.com">Internet Hip-hop Simile Database</a>.</p>
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		<title>Burning them like charcoal</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Want to find out which historical character ruined a hedge while drunk in a wheelbarrow? Then don your tuxedo, prime your toxic masculinity and read this.</p>
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