Digable Planets exploit the law of the one-sided simile to get a potentially controversial top five spot.
Guru and Krumb Snatcha get all het up about fake MCs in this classic Gang Starr track.
A corking collection of sporting similes sees Pharoahe Monch’s Official go straight to the top of the simile league table.
Lock up your daughters: Kool G Rap’s in town and he’s about to unleash some pretty obscene similes.
Want to find out which historical character ruined a hedge while drunk in a wheelbarrow? Then don your tuxedo, prime your toxic masculinity and read…
I risk the ire of the farmer-butcher mafia by putting Bahamadia’s 1996 track Three Tha Hard Way under my simile microscope.
Nas is like…well, all sorts of things. Find out what as we look at his 1994 classic It Ain’t Hard To Tell.
Handsome Boy Modeling School take centre stage as we introduce a new law set to revolutionise the taxonomy of hip-hop similes.
Seven tracks in, and we’ve already hit 100 similes. Find out the three differences between fudge and caramel as we look at the Beastie Boys’…
How many mics do the Fugees hit on the daily? Don’t expect an answer from this evasive bunch, but do expect a plethora of similes…