Das EFX’s excellent simile use is slightly marred by their love of irritating nonsense words in our latest trip down simile lane.
I think it’s time to discuss your philosophy of drug use as it relates to artistic endeavours: namely simile spotting.
An extra special and incredibly nerdy look back at our first 500 (and two) hip-hop similes.
Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth let us explore their big basement in this classic posse cut.
Digable Planets exploit the law of the one-sided simile to get a potentially controversial top five spot.
Guru and Krumb Snatcha get all het up about fake MCs in this classic Gang Starr track.
A corking collection of sporting similes sees Pharoahe Monch’s Official go straight to the top of the simile league table.
Lock up your daughters: Kool G Rap’s in town and he’s about to unleash some pretty obscene similes.
Want to find out which historical character ruined a hedge while drunk in a wheelbarrow? Then don your tuxedo, prime your toxic masculinity and read…
I risk the ire of the farmer-butcher mafia by putting Bahamadia’s 1996 track Three Tha Hard Way under my simile microscope.