We return after a year off to a pretty bog-standard track with only 10 similes. Don’t say I never treat you well.
Ugly Duckling take centre stage and show us why they are the beautiful swan of the hip-hop simile world.
13 similes and only half of them make sense? Must be Del the Funky Homosapien. This sounds like a job for the Simile Police.
Nas is like…well, all sorts of things. Find out what as we look at his 1994 classic It Ain’t Hard To Tell.
It had to start here really. Wu-Tang’s debut single kicks off with a solid simile and never stops throwing them at you.