We return after a year off to a pretty bog-standard track with only 10 similes. Don’t say I never treat you well.
Das EFX’s excellent simile use is slightly marred by their love of irritating nonsense words in our latest trip down simile lane.
Trevor, Barry and Shamele are here to throw some disappointingly average similes at you in this archetype of hip-hop simile.
I think it’s time to discuss your philosophy of drug use as it relates to artistic endeavours: namely simile spotting.
Who sells sea shells on the sea shore? It’s Run-DMC, picking a peck of pickled similes in 80s classic Peter Piper.
Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth let us explore their big basement in this classic posse cut.
A corking collection of sporting similes sees Pharoahe Monch’s Official go straight to the top of the simile league table.
Serial-killing gynaecologist Dr. Octagon is on the road and driving recklessly. Another good reason to stay at home.
It’s the turn of Apani B Fly to flex her simile muscle and help us all act a little more mindfully. Relax and take in…
Handsome Boy Modeling School take centre stage as we introduce a new law set to revolutionise the taxonomy of hip-hop similes.